How bout them Yankees

Well, it's now October, and what do we have in store for all the baseball fans: the freakin Yankees of New York are in the freakin playoffs for the 11th straight season. Congrats boys, you worked super hard for this one. I will say I am a little upset that we didn't win the pennant (screw you Boston), but to even make the playoffs after everyone counted us out in the beginning of the season, after coming from almost 15 games back to 1 game back from division leading Boston, is a miracle in itself. I don't know who to give credit to: Joe Torre, who I love to death and hope that George keeps him in New York until he retires; A-Rod who for some reason decided hey, I'm going to hit a lot of home runs and lead this team all by myself; or C, the goddam Yankees were just tooling with our emotions and secretly at a team meeting, decided alright, I guess we should start playing baseball, cus thats what we get payed to do. Alright, Jorge, hit .340, Robbie, set some personal season records for home runs and RBI's, A-Rod, hit a bunch of walk-off homers, the crowd loves that shit, and Jeter, well, just stay sexy, and hit .320 while your at it. God I love Derek Jeter. If I had a dollar for everytime I've ever said that, I'd prolly have 100 dollars, give or take a few. God I love him. That's 101 dollars. He is by far the best role model for people to look up to. I mean, this guy came out of Kalamazoo Michigan. If I had a dollar for everytime I heard the word Kalamazoo, I'd have maybe three dollars. Point is, I love Derek Jeter. He is my all-time favorite athlete, and I wish I could have his babies. But apparently Jeter likes the females, so I think I'm SOL. Either way, the Yankees are simply amazing, and I have a great feeling about this postseason. I must say that I am not worried about Boston at all. Once again, we took the season series, even sweeping them again at Fenway. I just pray that A-Rod can continue his nasty year into the playoffs for once as a Yankee. I am however scared of the Angels. Anahiem has once again got the better of us during the season, and I hope that a repeat of a few seasons ago where they beat us in the playoffs doesnt happen again. I would love to see Boston knock them out first, bc I know we can take Boston. I hate Boston, and they must lose. After they are taken care of, I don't believe that theres a team in the NL that can take the Yankees.
Speaking of the NL, what the hell happened to the Mets? One day, they were alone atop their division, the next their fighting to keep a slim lead. And where exactly did the Phillies come from? I have no idea. Out of nowhere is the correct answer. Man, if I had a dollar for everytime I wanted the Mets to lose bc my roommate is a Mets fan and he always rips on my beloved Yankees, I'd have prolly about 62, maybe 63 dollars. And you know what, if I added up all those times where I could have gotten money for things I said, I'd have like 177, or maybe even 178 dollars, and God knows how piss broke I am right now. Man I wish I had some money. I can't even afford to put any gas in my truck. It's been on E for a week now. I hate college and all of its expenses. Damn you college. And damn you Boston, your number is up. Game over, lights out, shows over, Yankees win, the Yankeeeeeessssss winnnnnnnnnn. This is willy wonka, saying peace out homies.