Thursday, August 30, 2007
oh no
because cortland is incredibly hot all the time except for when it drops to really friggen cold my fish are having a tough time adjusting to the turbulant temperatures. LeBron, the darkie fish, passed away last night at around 9:00 pm EST. i didnt know what to do with him. i thought it was onnly right to send him on a porcelin cruise. My roomates said that i should bring back the body of LeBron and get a refund but i wanted LeBron to have a nice afterlife. After he was extracted from the tank, the temperature started to rise for no reason except it was hot as balls in my room. These fish i have like to live in water between 74-78 and at the tanks hottest it reached a scalding 84. ouchie to counteract the harsh enviroment that these guys were put into i had to think fast. I ran to the refriderator and grabed a heiny and a handfull of ice cubes. As i started to drop them in the water, i sensed that i made them happier fish because they were swimming around the ice cubes. I didnt tell them but, those icecubes contained chlorine which is like DDT to butterflies. So i took a drink and crossed my fingers and watched the yankees win the second one in a row over the bosox. PinkShit, OG, and Chester are all symbols for the yankees perservierance in chasing there post season dream
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3 comments:
Isn't there some kind of temperature control device you can pull in and keep the water consistent?
I think in my after life i want to come back as your pet fish, but you better pour in the cold beer rather than teasing with a closed bottle. Your next fish should be named Gagne (since the yanks were smart in not getting him) or Joba for letting him loose on the competition.
I don't think there was a better way to cool down the water in your fish tank.
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