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because cortland is incredibly hot all the time except for when it drops to really friggen cold my fish are having a tough time adjusting to the turbulant temperatures. LeBron, the darkie fish, passed away last night at around 9:00 pm EST. i didnt know what to do with him. i thought it was onnly right to send him on a porcelin cruise. My roomates said that i should bring back the body of LeBron and get a refund but i wanted LeBron to have a nice afterlife. After he was extracted from the tank, the temperature started to rise for no reason except it was hot as balls in my room. These fish i have like to live in water between 74-78 and at the tanks hottest it reached a scalding 84. ouchie to counteract the harsh enviroment that these guys were put into i had to think fast. I ran to the refriderator and grabed a heiny and a handfull of ice cubes. As i started to drop them in the water, i sensed that i made them happier fish because they were swimming around the ice cubes. I didnt tell them but, those icecubes contained chlorine which is like DDT to butterflies. So i took a drink and crossed my fingers and watched the yankees win the second one in a row over the bosox. PinkShit, OG, and Chester are all symbols for the yankees perservierance in chasing there post season dream

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yesterday i bought some fish. There mad small with orange and yellow. I also have a dark gray oone that we named LeBron. Hes always off on his own chillen. They dont like the food that i got them so im going to have to go back and get them the tenderloin of fish food because i know i would like that if i was a fish. The other 3, Chester, OG and Pinkshit just swim around all day frolicking within the plastic life like plants that float around. After this class im going to go get a garbage man fish that will do all the cleaning for me so i dont have to do shit except feed them, which i might add is pretty easy. There is not too much prep time for fish food. oh yea p.s. Emerson always has the most incredibly enjoyful classes ever.